Play on Words Names?

These names dont seem funny at first glance. But once you say them out loud, youll quickly realize just how hilarious they actually are.

Use them the next time you make a reservation at a restaurant just for kicks. By January Nelson Updated June 12, 2018 Zig Steenine

If you have more funny names to share, leave them in the comments. About the author January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment.

January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University. 0

If, like Bart Simpson, you were a fan of prank calling local establishments and asking to speak with individuals like I.P. Freely, then you are familiar with the joy that comes from a particularly funny dirty-ish name. Youre not alone in looking for some inspiration in that direction. In fact, according to the latest search data available to us, funny dirty names is searched for nearly 5,400 times per month! Some dirty name lists out there are obviously pretty awful, full of sexist, and racist overtones, something we have eschewed in our roundup, below. So if some names are not as filthy as you wanted, hey, at least theyre funny.

Whether you use this list to entertain your friends , or as a guide for what not to name your next child , let this be your guide to the silliest names out there. So, without further ado, here are funny dirty names that will have you giggling like a child.

Ader Titsoff Adolf Oliver Nipple A. Nellsechs A. Nelprober A.S. Muncher Amanda D. P. Throat Amanda Hugginkiss Amanda Hump Amanda Lick Amanda Mount Amanda Poker Andy Cornholder Andy Feltherbush Andy Felthersnatch Anita B. Jainow Anita Bath Anita Dick Anita Dickenme Anita Dump Anita Fartinghouse Anita Hanjaab Anita Hardcok Anita Head Anita Hoare Anita Naylor Annie Position Anya Neeze Annie Position Banana Hammock Bartolos Colonoscopy Bea OProblem Ben Derhover Ben Gurgen Hoffe Ben N. Syder Ben O. Verbich Ben R. Over Benoit Bawles Berry McCaulkiner Betty Drilzzer Betty Humper Betty Humpter Betty Phuckzer Bruce D. Cocque Bo N. Herr Brooke N. Rubbers Bruce D. Cocque Bruce D. Lipps Buck Nekkid Buster Cherry Buster Himen Clee Torres C. Mike Rack Cole Ostamie Colin Forsecs Connie Lingus Craven Moorehead Curley Pubes Dang Lin-Wang Daryl B. Payne Dick Long Dick Myaz Dick Nose Dick Pound Dick Ramdass Dick Raasch Dill Doe Dixie Normous Dixie Rect Dixon B. Tweenerlegs Dixon Butts Dixon Kuntz Drew Peanoze E. Norma Scock E. Norma Stits E. Normous Peter E. Rex Sean Eaton Beaver Eileen Ulick Eaton Beaver Eileen Ulick Fluffy Cookie Gazzy Colon Harry Azcrac Harry Cox Harry Johnson Hairy Poppins Heywood Japulmah Finga I. C. Yadick I. P. Freely Ivana Tinkle Jenny Tayla Kenny Dewitt Laffmy Titsoff Kareem OWeet Lance Lyde Lee Keyrear Lee Nover Leo Tarred Lipin Jection Lou Briccant Lon Moore Lou Sirr Luke Atmyass Madka Owdiseez Martha Fokker Marion Money Mark Z. Spot Mary Juana Master Bates May I. Tutchem Maya Buttreeks Max E. Mumm Max E. Pad Mel Keetehts Michael Toris Mike Rotchburns Miya Buttreaks Nadia Seymour Nick O Teen Oliver Closeoff Ollie Tabooger Pat Myaz Patty Meltt Phil Down Peter Pantz Pierre Pants Phil Accio Poppa Woody Rhoda Hotte Robin D. Craydle Roch Myaz Ron Chee Rueben G. Spaut Sal Ami Semour Asscrack Seymour Buttz Sheeza Freak Stella Virgin Ura Snotball Vye Agra Vye Brator Wayne Kerr Willie B. Hardigan Willie Eetmioutt Willie Layer Wilma Dickfit Wilma Fingerdoo Yuri Nator 149.

Far King Hell
150. Butter Churner
151. Tiger Style
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The Left-Handed Stranger
153. The Abe Lincoln
154. Say Hi To The Brown Eye
155.

The Couch Potato 157. Upstanding Citizen
158. Scoop Me Up
159.

Captain Morgan
160. The Pretzel 161.

Honey Rider, Dr. No 162.Steve Stifler, American Pie 163. Allota Fagina, Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery 164. Breathless Mahoney , Dick Tracy 165.

Dirk Diggler , Boogie Nights 166. Holly Golightly , Breakfast At Tiffanys 167. Hot Lips OHoulihan, M*A*S*H* 168.

Sugar Kane Kowalczyk , Some Like It Hot Each name is special, while some are pretty hilarious. Part of what makes this list of names so funny is that they belong to actual people.

The names below are so unique and strange you might just think we made them up. But the truth is they really belong to real people, which makes them that much more hilarious. 169.

Shelby Warde and Joe Looney170. Kelly Ann Long and Eric Paul Wiwi
171. Dick Passwater
172.

Fabulous Flournoy
173. Hans Ohff
174. Zig Steenine
175.

Watson Herbusch
176. Tal E. Whacker
177. Stacy Rect178.

Marijuana Pepsi Jackson179. KVIIIlyn
180. Edward Cocaine

181. Erin Gobraless
182. Fonda Cox
183.

Harry Balsack
184. Bouncy Nuggets
185. Barry Mapole186.

Tokyo Sexwale187. Batman Bin Suparman188. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop189.

Crystal
190. Emerson Bigguns
191. Willie Stroker

Are you looking for a joke name? Weve got plenty of hilarious joke names, phonetic puns and prank names to inspire you however, if youre looking for a baby name we suggest avoiding these. Our list of aristocratic royal names will give your baby name search the royal treatment!

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Al E.GaterHelen HywaterAmanda LynnHerbie HindAnita RoomHolly WoodArty FischelHorace CopeBarry D.HatchettHugh RayeBen DoverIma HoggBennie FactorIona MinkCarole SingerJack PottChester MinitJay WalkerCrystal BallJim NasiumDick TateJoe KingDinah MiteJustin ThymeDon KeighKay Oss Here are some hilarious pun names perfect for if youre planning on sending a joke letter or making a prank call. May B.DunnDoris ShuttMel N.ColleyMiles A.HeadMona LottPhil LandersPolly C.HolderPoppy CoxReg OyceRex CarsRhoda CamelRick OSheaRobyn BanksRuss TinayleKirsten SworeSally ForthDrew A. HeadLee VitoffSandy BeechEarl E.BirdLevy TateSarah NaderEileen DoverLibby DoeSerge A.HeadEmma NateLois PriceShirley U.CareFelix CitedLori DriverStan DuppFrank N.SteinLorne MowersTitus ZellGerry AtrickLynn C.DoyleUpton O.GoodeGladys CanbyMarius QuickWade MooreGilda LilyMand LynneWarren PeaceHedda HareMax E.MummYul B.Allwright

Bart Simpsons prank calls might be the bane of Moes life, but theyre a highlight in The Simpsons. Here are a few of his best examples to inspire you I. P. Freely Amanda Huggenkiss Jacques Strap Ivana Tinkle Al Coholic Anita Bath Oliver Clothesoff Anita Man Seymour Butz Maya Buttreeks Homer Sexual Eura Snotball Mike Rotch Ollie Tabooger Hugh Jass Heywood U Cuddleme Bea OProblem

A business name that uses a play on words is a punny business name. It might play on the multiple meanings of a word, or on the similarity in how two words sound.

Using puns in a business name is not new and it is a great way to grab and hold people’s attention. See our list below for punny name ideas, or use our punny business name generator .

Higher Ground Ideal for a coffee shop. The name plays on the double meaning of “ground.” Dough Ray Mia Great for a pizza shop, this name makes fun of the musical scale everyone knows.

Lord of the Pies Playing on the similarity in sound but different meanings of “flies” and “pies.” Jurassic Quark Ideal for a sci-fi bookshop or maybe a tutoring business, this name relies on a classic movie. Sir Up This works for a shop selling honey and syrup products, or even a food truck that sells pancakes.

Better Latte Than Never A great name for a coffee shop, this name swops “late” for “latte.” Easy Buzz It Switching “Does” for “Buzz” creates a compelling name for a barbershop or electrician. Off the Hook This name is not only punny but also sarcastic.

A Parfait Storm An excellent name for a bakery. It plays on the phrase “a perfect storm.” Fry Hard Playing on the title of a classic Hollywood action movie, this name is hard to forget.

Grossbusters The perfect name for a cleaning service. A great play on words using the title of a much-loved film. This is the Blend Ideal for a smoothy place, coffee shop, or tea house, this is a clever, unique name.

Red Hot Philly Creperie For a French pancake business based in Philly. A Farewell to Charms Playing on the title of a novel by Ernest Hemingway, this name is ideal for a quirky jewelry store. Madame Hosiery Another play on the title of a book, this name is for a lingerie, stockings, and leggings store.

Play around with idioms to create names. Use the titles of books and movies to create puns. Mess around with famous people’s names.

Mine common phrases for punny gold. Think of short famous quotes that can be changed.

Joke Names to Avoid for a Baby

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Pun Names

Here are some hilarious pun names – perfect for if you’re planning on sending a joke letter or making a prank call.Need a good game for the stag? We recommend What Do You Meme from Uncommon Goods – a meme-addicted groom will love it!